Ladies and Gentlemen of the United States,
I am here to commit to you, that if elected president that I will use my talents to make America great again.
I have done things that I am ashamed of and I ask forgiveness from God, my family you and myself. My celebrity lifestyle is behind me. I believe my redemption will be complete if I can devote the rest of my life to the restoration of our great country that has dug itself into a very, very deep hole.
If I am elected president, I will declare Making America Great Again to be a national goal like when President Kennedy established the goal to put a man on the moon by 1970. We did it. And we can make America Great Again.
To do this requires that we restore common goals, we make the country and the citizens prosperous, safe and secure. It means that the Federal Government treats all citizens as equals. It means that we become sustainable, with the knowledge that our future generations will enjoy these same benefits. It also means the we must restore the knowledge of what made our country different and special.
The reality is that we are in a very, very deep hole. Both the Congressional Budget Office and the General Accounting Office have been predicting that our debt to GDP ratio is in a dangerous zone and will forever increase, which means we are toast. As surely as the sun will rise tomorrow, we will go bankrupt in the lifetime of many of us alive today unless we fix this problem.
Making our country sustainable will require a Supreme Court that does its job of upholding the original intent of the Constitution. I am the only candidate that will select judges that will be committed to do this. And I will need a Senate that will endorse these judges.
This is why this election is so important. The stakes are the survival of our country as we know it because of timing due to the depth of the hole we are in.
I ask for your vote, because I pledge to you I will commit my life to making our country great again.
Here is what I will do:
I will install judges that will restore the original intent of the Constitution so that we can get rid of crony capitalism and restore equal protection and rule of law,
I will protect our boarders and insure that we have vetted immigration,
I will simplify the tax system from the 70 or 80-thousand-page monstrosity that it is today to something that a few pages long and gets rid of special interest deductions so that everyone is paying their fair share,
And I will reduce taxes to boost the economy, to increase the prosperity of our citizens and to increase government revenue,
I will get rid of over-baring and special interest regulations,
I will re-negotiate trade deals to protect our self-interests,
I will reduce the size of the federal government by elimination of unneeded bureaucracy and functions,
I will promote measures that support families, as they are the foundation of all else.
I will need your help and support to make this happen. The establishment, including our Federal employees, politicians, special interests, most of the press and educational institutions will oppose doing these things. You will have to ignore them by sticking with your own judgement and common sense and by electing politicians that will support this agenda.
I will be giving further speeches to provide more details.
I ask for your vote and support. Again, if elected, I pledge to you that I will do everything in my power to make our country great again.